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Joke of the Day

"Al Gore solves the world's problems by singing and dancing. He has an algorithm."

"When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would've survived in that situation. I almost died during finding nemo"

"I remember my first sexual encounter. It was really a frightening experience. I was all by myself!"

"I don't like jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of a guard tower."

"the vibrator was invented when Dr Edward Vibrator got extremely chilly whilst shagging Mrs Vibrator and his shivering sent her to cum town"

"What do you call a Gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass!"

"A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt dusted himself down and said ""OK who moved my dog?"""

"Why are all lesbians ill? They lack vitamin D"

"Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she's dead."

"What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common? They've both had a downy inside em."