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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between three black guys and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"[throwes some foam packing peanuts into a pond] ""HEY! NO LITERING--"" shh wait [a flock of rubber duckies float over squeaking excitedley]"

"Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head."

"What's the difference between a violin and a viola? The viola takes longer to burn."

"*leads horse to water* ""You're not gonna drink, are you?"" *horse neighs* ""It's The Fountain of Eternal Youth."" Horse: You're not foaling me."

"Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop? Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice."

"Witch l: ""How do you manage to stay in shape?"" Witch 2: ""I get a lot of hexercise."""

"I heard they're releasing a new yoyo for more formal events It's going to be called a welcomewelcome."

"What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp? I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet."

"I always keep a taser on me in case anyone asks if they can have one of my fries."