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Joke of the Day
"Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine."
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"Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!"
"In order to catch a cab, one must think like a cab first."
"""Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..."" - condescending con descending"
"Some people say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat"
"My girlfriend's car got stolen today, so if you see a man driving a dark green Honda Civic, PLEASE tell him I left some Skittles in there."
"If you had to choose between your local WNBA team winning the finals and receiving $5..... What would you spend your $5 on?"
"I've watched the same porno movie 126 times. I'm trying to see how it ends."
"Margret Thatcher Walks Up to the Pearly Gates Saint Peter looks at her and says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They already did it before it was cool."