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Joke of the Day
"chuck norris once played pokemon black, caught a lvl 0 magikarp and beat the whole game"
Next Joke
"I could retire today and live happily for the rest of my life.... so long as I die by noon, thursday."
"I figured out that if I have my kids hold on to my cell phone, I will never forget them anywhere again."
"I'm pretty sure the phrase ""sleep tight"" originated in prison"
"""Baby, I'm gonna make you mine."" - sweet talker forcing someone to be a coal miner"
"It's like my Grandpa used to say ,""The fight with grandma isn't over until I fill her pillow with spiders and she gives me back my teeth."""
"My doctor says my emoji use is keeping me young."
"Why does Saturn have rings? God really liked it so he put rings on it."
"I'm getting mixed signals from this girl first she is like ""sorry I'm married"" then it's ""leave me alone I'm married"" I mean which is it"
"What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself? IMHOtep"