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Joke of the Day

"I figured out that if I have my kids hold on to my cell phone, I will never forget them anywhere again."

"If you are ever cold. If you are ever cold, go to a corner. It's usually 90 degrees."

"My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at chess"

"A guy walks into a bar ouch"

"What do you call the surgical procedure for a female to male sex change? An Addadicktome."

"melancholy is my favorite feeling that also sounds like a delicious dog"

"How does a Bee get to work? He catches a buzz."

"Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market? Because there are eyes everywhere!"

"Why did Moses spend 40 years romeing in the desert he dropped a quarter"

"Q: What kind of spy hangs out in department stores? A: A counter spy."