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Joke of the Day

"Playing Guess Who these days is hard ""Is your person white?"" ""Excuse me?"" ""Is your person white?"" ""I don't see skin color I just see people"""

"What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear? SPEEEED!"

"What do you call a director of an anti-vampire organization? A stakeholder."

"Yep. Not sure what freaked out the mailman more - that I was naked, or that I knew where he lived."

"I think what I despise the most about blind people is knowing they'll get rid of that dog as soon as they start to see."

"Martin Luther King Day White's Sale."

"Marriage Law ! If you marry one girl, She will fight with you ! If you marry more, They will fight for you !"

"I just got smiled at by a lovely cashier who has plenty of teeth, but clearly only brushes her favorites."

"What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.? The Contrasection."

"A dyslexic walks into a bra.."