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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints"
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"No matter how angry you get about something... ... you can't any angrier than a midget with a yo-yo."
"What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !"
"I don't believe in telling little girls they're beautiful. Or little boys. Anybody, really. The human body is truly disgusting."
"BREAKING NEWS: Scientists sneak up on Periodic Table, add element of Surprise"
"That Awkward Moment That awkward moment when your boobs are bouncing while running..... and you're a boy."
"saleslady: can I help you ""yes, how many leg holes do these pants have?"" saleslady: ummm just the usual two ""nice, nice"""
"Why did the blonde starve to death? Her new phone came with a little packet in the box that said, ""Do not eat."""
"[Arouses Suspicion] Suspicion: I don't want to ruin our friendship."
"*spills water on pants* ok don't let anyone think you peed your pants ""hey what happ--"" MY WATER BROKE, GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL"