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Joke of the Day

"(Creating Atheists) God: Make some humans Sciencey Angel: Will they believe in you? God: No, but they'll be so surprised when we meet!"

"Whenever there is trouble, Justice League cums in a... Flash"

"1. Pick jeans to wear 2. Pull them up to thighs 3. Pants dance for 3 minutes 4. Take pants off 5. Put sweatpants on 6. Cry, eat pumpkin pie"

"Joe Dirt 2 was so bad Amazon Prime should have released it yesterday"

"Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them."

"1) In the interest of time, would ye noble patriots please provide a list of infractions punishable by spontaneous public execution? Thanks!"

"Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."

"if you get killed while you have to pee your ghost will have to pee but it can't"

"Jokes about death penalty.. .. Are all about execution."

"Q: What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A: A dental rental."