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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend got a tattoo of a shell on her thigh Every time I lay my ear on it I can smell the sea."

"9/11 Threesome. When twins go down on you."

"why was the sand wet? because the sea-weed."

"What's the American settler's spirit animal? The groundhog."

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You've gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message"

"Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs? In Iraq."

"Damn girl, are you (Insert here)? Because (Insert here). Now upvote it you simple minded fucks."

"What is called when an insurance company assesses a totaled car? An auto-topsy"

"Why is ISIS so good at sports? Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute"

"What do you call a metalhead with a cold? Flemmy"