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Joke of the Day
"How to piss off an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him to determine the period."
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"I was gonna tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"People always ask why I only date black girls It's because I don't like meeting the father"
"You should go clone yourself... so you can FUCK yourself!!!!!!!!!"
"I just bought myself a can of Lynx Africa. I always wondered what AIDS, famine and civil war smelt like."
"However rich and successful you are, your cat will never see you as an equal."
"ELI5 Why would an alien ever visit Roswell? ________________ Fill in the blank or answer the question."
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 12"
"Mom: I think I'll name her Jenny. Dr: I'm sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her jenny_2828"
"I emailed my ex-girlfriend ""Are you still alive"" and she emailed back ""No"" which made me sad but also excited that they have email in hell."