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Joke of the Day
"Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
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"Who invented cereals? Chris P."
"If you spoon with a fat person, is it called ladling?"
"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her."
"A little bit of me dies every time I see one of you post a quote that you obviously don't actually live by."
"TOA! The Transvestites of America want to wish everyone a happy holiday season, remember to eat, drink, and be Mary."
"""Put your hands in the air like you just don't care"" is offensive to those of us in the apathy community. But whatever."
"A cell's sister stepped on the cell's toe. ""Mitosis"""
"My computer just said hello to me It must be a Dell"
"Our wedding pic looks like my wife's selfie photo bombed by me."