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Joke of the Day
"If you spoon with a fat person, is it called ladling?"
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"You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway."
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"How big is a circum? One of my friends said his dick was circumcised, and I was curious how big those are."
"If you're ever feeling down, remember that you're unique Just like everyone else"
"What's the weather like in Iraq ? Sunni in the North Shiite in the South."
"Why didn't the blond call 911? She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad."
"What do you get when you breed a Shih Tzu with a Poodle? A shit poo"
"Two old ladies are sitting on a prk bench when a streaker ran past. One had a stroke. The other couldn't reach."
"My husband just got to level three on netflix: ""faking an illness"" to finish binge watching I'm on level 6: ""faking your own abduction"""