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Joke of the Day

"If you spoon with a fat person, is it called ladling?"

"Let's not buy them two of all the same toys we said. It'll teach them to share, we said. We are idiots."

"When Mr Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed."

"So a sloth got robbed by 3 turtles... When the cops asked him what happened the sloth said, It. all. happened. so. fast."

"How does a sociopath say goodbye? Manip-ya-later!"

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who know binary, and those who don't."

"What Did the Janitor Say When He Jumped Out of the Closet? ""Supplies!"" I'll see myself out"

"Samoa is in 2 time zones Some of those people are living in the past"

"What did the dope dealer say after he got a colonic? I don't got shit."

"I wish my kid had a ""BAD MOTHERFUCKER"" tattoo so that when asked which one was mine I could say ""THE ONE THAT SAYS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ON IT!"""