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Joke of the Day
"Who invented cereals? Chris P."
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"Maybe I should get married. Its not like I have sex anyway."
"A man sees a blonde girl staring intently at a ice cube in her hand The man asks the girl why she's staring at the ice cube and she responds, ""I'm trying to figure out where it's leaking from."""
"(accidentally invented when heard words out of context) What kind of food did Hitler eat? Notseafood"
"NSFW. What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"Where have you been all my life? Please go back there."
"I'd like a job cleaning mirrors Because it's something I can see myself doing"
"Why are carpenter ants the sexiest ants? Because they eat your wood."
"Counterspace..... is that like antimatter?"
"Rabbi So today I was wondering, when a rabbi performs a circumsision, does he get paid or does he just keep the tips?"