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Joke of the Day

"My dream car is shaq wearing heelys holding me up by my hips like simba"

"I'm sick of people blaming the Internet when someone gets killed. Watch the History Channel. Hitler didn't find the Jews on craigslist."

"joke - ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !"

"Did you hear that the guy who in invented bingo had a recent health scare? The tumor ended up being B9."

"When the police asked Bernie if he profited from stealing millions of dollars from his former clients he replied, ""What do you think i'm Madoff?"""

"Did you hear about the guy in the Islamic State who was caught smoking weed? He was stoned."

"What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food? Shrimp."

"How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much? Because they built their stuff with reads!"

"Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory? He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated."

"They played The Shins while I was in Whole Foods today and I leveled up in Caucasian."