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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants. One's a crusty bus station while the other's a busty crustacean."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? You dress her up as a choirboy."

"I sure do feel a shitload more attractive at Walmart than I do at the gym."

"I like my women like I like my calzones Somewhat crusty on the outer part and really gooey and cheesy on the inner part."

"Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes? ....because they were a rip off"

"When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !"

"Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord."

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say ""hello"" from the other side."

"I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there's always loads of black people hanging around."

"[OC] What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks? I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan."