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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a nun pregnant? You dress her up as a choirboy."
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"Why did the police chief hate going into the basement? Because it was beneath his station. :P"
"An African, an Asian, and an Eskimo walk into a deez. Deez nuts."
"Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?"
"Reading about how much Daniel Craig hates Bond is like The Pope Visiting Kim Davis all over again."
"Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00? His hands were tied."
"Why is Batman so jealous of Superman? Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2"
"Will glass coffins be a success Clearly"
"What's a jewish man's favourite song? Tanakh Tanakh Tun"
"I stopped a girl from getting raped last week It wasn't very hard. I just stopped chasing her."