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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a nun pregnant? You dress her up as a choirboy."

"Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most? Reuse."

"If you commit a crime be sure to wear running clothes, so if you need to flee the scene cops will just think ""Look at that healthy jogger"""

"What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe? White vans."

"I don't have a girlfriend.... I just know a few people who would get mad if I said that."

"Every time my husband hides my pants, I have sex with him. Don't tell him I have more than one pair."

"I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun? You work at McDonald's."

"Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"I met Cosby once and I remember him being just a wonderful person. I don't remember much after that."