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Joke of the Day
"How do you make your wife scream after sex? Wipe your dick on the curtain."
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"Good Cop: Book 'em. Illiterate Cop: I'll just wait for the movie."
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"What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner? He went back 4 seconds."
"Stranger with a black eye is trying to talk to me. But I'm not going to respond cause it's pretty apparent she doesn't listen."
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"I had an ant bite my penis today. it feels like a little prick."
"What's the difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with the light on."