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Joke of the Day
"How do you make your wife scream after sex? Wipe your dick on the curtain."
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"Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !"
"Girl: Got this dress 20% off. Me:Come over to my house and get it 100% off."
"'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail."
"I wish I was a helicase enzyme... ...because then I could unzip your genes"
"Ok I have 2 short jokes and a long one. joke joke jooooooooooooooke. I'll show myself out."
"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars http://imgur.com/QdWVk4r"
"If u want to get out of a conversation in public just say ""I've gotta take this"" then steal the nearest for-sale item and get arrested."
"Atheist Sam's grand-daughter Saudi Atheist Sam gets an email that his new grand-daughter is named Saudi. His first response? Jesus!"
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogey in it"