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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Instead, they end up beating the room for being dark."

"Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes but I found it very difficult to get into."

"[office] Me: Happy Black Friday! Latisha: ... Me: I made a cake! Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: ... Latisha: ... Me: It's chocolate."

"What Does a Mexican Say When You Help Him Off the Lawn Gracias"

"When Bruce Jenner changed sex's. I thought damn... he's Trans-Jenner?"

"What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four"

"A will is a... ...dead giveaway."

"I found out my best friend was a heroin addict... Needles to say, that friendship ended quickly."

"Today I found my first grey pubic hair... I got really excited, but not as much as the other people on the bus."

"I went to an illiterate psychic I couldn't get a reading"