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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Instead, they end up beating the room for being dark."

"What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide? A giraffic jam!"

"Q: What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light."

"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a perfectly good joke?"

"My bank was worried My bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since last friday "

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because 7 8 9."

"My friend was telling animal puns I thought they were boaring."

"Want to hear a good joke? Me too."

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? You're hot but you make me really uncomfortable, sometimes my underwear gets sticky and I get burned"

"hi yes i'd like a vodka salad please ""you mean a bloody mary"" yeah yeah whatever just hurry it up"