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Joke of the Day

"What do the Enterprise and and toilet paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus searching for klingons."

"Ate at some place called Spaghetteria and let's just say it gave me diaghetti."

"Hear the one about the deaf man who went fishing? Neither did he."

"Luke use the father - Nuke I am your force Yay twist on words, so funneh. My friends says i'm hilarous."

"The most popular guy in a fraternity will always end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in the mall."

"You should always read labels. I was about to eat this rat poison but then saw it has gluten in it. I could have died,"

"What do you call an old film composer? Hans Zimmer-frame"

"Why is the new Windows OS called Windows 10 Because 789"

"I'm not saying she's fat...... But if you asked me to name my 5 fattest friends.... She would be 3 of them."

"When I die I want my remains poured out of an airplane over the Grand Canyon. But don't cremate me. Just dump my body on some tourists."