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Joke of the Day

"What do the Enterprise and and toilet paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus searching for klingons."

"The United States has such bad luck It's almost as if it was build on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."

"To those that say I'm Cancer I'm not Cancer, I'm Aquarius!"

"What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !"

"I went to one of those colleges where you can make up your own degree... I ended up with a major in paedophilia and a minor in the back of my van."

"What do you call someone sexually attracted to plants? A ChloroPhile"

"Don't judge me because I like 80's music. Judge me because I had a late term abortion because a baby would ruin my holiday plans."

"[first date] Boy: so where are you from? Me: [points to all you can eat sign] I live here now."

"What did Jesus say to all the black people before he died on the cross? Don't do anything till I come back."

"Is it a bird is it a plane well what ever it is its heading straight for the world trade center Tell me if this joke is even funny."