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Joke of the Day

"Hoping there hasn't been one in a while, but blonde joke thread. How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door"

"When I was young I was so poor I had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat"

"Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around? He was running a trap house."

"What do you call a pissed off german? Sauerkraut"

"I woke up to the ghost of Gloriya Gaynor in my room last night At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."

"I'll never have a stable job I don't really enjoy working with horses"

"How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard."

"Did you hear about Disney's new Star Wars/ Highlander crossover? The tag line is ""There can be Obi-Wan."""

"its such a weird coincidence that all these young financial successes all have rich parents, despite being completely self-made"

"How does a black woman know that she's pregnant? The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)"