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Joke of the Day
"I thought my publication about fish living on land would be a big hit Too bad it was just a flop"
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"The best way to infuriate a mom is to open a second box of something when there's still a box of the same thing already open."
"why are terrorists so popular at parties? Because They're the bomb"
"What do you say to a black guy with a job? Keep at it, inmate!"
"Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor."
"Did you hear about the prostitute who had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip? She wanted to make a little money on the side."
"Rhodes Scholars are book smart... but road scholars are street smart."
"What do you call the spirits of honey bees? Boo-bees"
"""Nazis!"" - the History Channel"
"Customer service stopped recording my calls for training purposes. There's nothing to be learned from that much profanity."