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Joke of the Day

"Getting married is easy, staying married is hard. Just ask my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy."

"Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay."

"What is brown and sticky? Michael J Fox opening a can of coke"

"Did you ever hear about the Mexican born with two wieners. He named them Jose and hose b"

"What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away."

"so awkward when the bill for the wall comes out and no one reaches for it"

"Why are spiders so unproductive? Because they hang out on the web all day!"

"Did you here they opened a pasta joint in hell? They call it Dante's Alfredo!"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I don't jelly my cock down a bitches throat."

"What do you call a bad Cubs game? Unbearable"