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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art."
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"Kangaroo can jump higher than a house Mostly because houses can't jump"
"Two pieces of asphalt are at a bar A piece of red asphalt walks in. One says to the other ""watch out for him, he used to be a cyclepath""."
"Dear Genitals, Thank you for not bleeding every month. Sincerely, A Man"
"Carving a boob from a tree would be pretty cool Wooden tit?"
"I bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day"
"dates 1-4: let me tell u about my extremely normal hobbies and interests date 5: i don't think the moon is real"
"Jewish boy&father A jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 dollars. His father replies, 40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"
"Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog."
"Where do atheists donate their money? Non Prophet Organizations"