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Joke of the Day

"dates 1-4: let me tell u about my extremely normal hobbies and interests date 5: i don't think the moon is real"

"Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests? Three stripes, you rout."

"What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !"

"What's worse than an overthinker .... Sorry I didn't think this part through..."

"Robert Pattinson said Kristen Stewart humiliated him. Then he added it was even more humiliating than being in Twilight."

"I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don't like to interrupt her."

"The hairdresser's oath First, harm no 'do..."

"what did the pirate do after his parrot bit off his genitals? He got a woodpecker."

"I bought some rose-scented shampoo the other day.. ..it smells better than real poo."

"A Jewish Coffee brand named... Hebrews It"