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Joke of the Day
"Our middle child says we neglect him/her."
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"A tapdancer walks into a room and looks at the floor. ""I'd tap that."""
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"Today I learned that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs through your ""jeans"""
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"I decided to write a joke about procrastination"