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Joke of the Day

"Our middle child says we neglect him/her."

"I've been eating nothing but chicken for the past few days and I finally went to the bathroom. The stench was fowl."

"If you're a Liverpool Fan you are currently doing one of these three things: 1) Defending Gerrard 2) Defending Suarez 3) Kissing your sister"

"What do you call a bunch of phones having sex? A 4G."

"Why can't you tell jokes in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11!"

"How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know; it's lard to tell."

"A black guy willing to hold a frisbee, smile and sit on some grass with white kids can make a career out of appearing in college brochures."

"Can you think of any snake jokes? Because I serpently can't."

"i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was ""cool. that bird makes more money than me"""

"The internet does not make people ignorant, it just makes their ignorance visible to everyone else."