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Joke of the Day

"PSA: Always be careful around muesli. My friend drowned in muesli once. He was pulled in by a strong currant."

"Nancy Grace just called pot smokers ""fat and lazy"". Right. Unlike the buff marathon runners home 4 o'clock on a Monday watching your show."

"If a child is scared of pedophiles, He should grow up"

"*looks up pics of spiders on gloogle* nice nice *turns mature content filter OFF* NICE NICE"

"Do you guys know the difference between ""girlfriend"" and ""girl friend?"" ... that little empty void in the middle.. Known as the ""friend zone"" .."

"July 5th, 1776: The day the British drunk-texted America and said they still loved them."

"You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?"

"Rant ""What do we want!?"" ""No daylight savings!"" ""When do we want it!?"" ""An hour ago!!!"""

"Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window."

"say what you want about sleepwalkers... At least they always follow their dreams."