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Joke of the Day

"Two men walk into a bar (under 10 second joke) Two men walk into a bar.......... See that's weird because if the first guy didn't see it, the second guy should have."

"melancholy is my favorite feeling that also sounds like a delicious dog"

"If you need motivation to workout this evening, Justin Bieber changed his Instagram name to Bizzle. Now go ahead, get out that aggression."

"What do women share in common with a condoms? They spend more time in your wallet than on your cock."

"Every day I spend a few hours on a running track. Next week I might even turn it on."

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."

"Cats & Movies What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie? He paws-ed it!"

"A man married his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before."

"I don't support the gay lifestyle in San Francisco It's way too expensive there. They should move to somewhere a lot cheaper so they can save more money."

"[stewardess] ""Sir, even if you ARE, as you say, the REAL Slim Shady- the captain has asked for all passengers to remain seated at this time"""