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Joke of the Day

"Two men walk into a bar (under 10 second joke) Two men walk into a bar.......... See that's weird because if the first guy didn't see it, the second guy should have."

"What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush."

"Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired."

"You know what keeps me up at night? Pauly Shore has turned down more hot women than I will ever, ever meet. Pauly. Shore."

"This summer, while visiting Europe, I had a blast in Florence. She seemed to enjoy herself too."

"I just opened a new christian restaurant called ""The Lord Giveth"" We also do takeaway."

"STEP UP? Ive got a step ladder,I never really knew my real ladder"

"Why didn't Jesus get into college? Because he got nailed on the boards."

"Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a ""violent"" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?"

"When I get naked in the bathroom... When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."