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Joke of the Day

"If you need motivation to workout this evening, Justin Bieber changed his Instagram name to Bizzle. Now go ahead, get out that aggression."

"What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !"

"A Completely Original Joke Oops, I forgot it son-of-a-b***h..!!!"

"I sometimes wonder why I'm 33 and single. Then I see you with your screaming kids in the grocery store and quickly remember."

"What does the ""B"" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot."

"I buy a lot of ringtones for someone who hasn't answered a phone call since 2008."

"[Library] MAN: Do you have books on fire? LIBRARIAN: Yes, in the Chemistry section MAN: Come on boys! *Swarms of firemen enter with hoses*"

"Why did the female war reenactors need to throw away their costumes? Because they weren't period-appropriate!"

"Why are there trees in Harlem? Public Transport"

"Pistorius won't have trouble finding his feet when they jail him, they will be kept in a box next to the door"