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Joke of the Day

"Has anyone seen the movie ""Constipation""? Oh that's right, it hasn't come out yet. It's probably shit anyway."

"What do you call it when a comedian falls back on childish humor simply to avoid complete failure? Pun-ting"

"Have a burning hatred for questions and people? YOU could be a medical receptionist!"

"How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's Force fed"

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way."

"What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle? He gets Toad"

"Why do you need sauce with sausages? Well if you didn't have the sauce then sausages would just be ""a jizz"""

"You should really start thinking before you speak...and while you're at it, you should also think before you think."

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman."

"my mom walked in when I was printing out a naked picture of a woman in 5th grade& we sat there in silence listening to the loud, 90s printer"