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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman."

"What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in ""unt""? Aunt."

"The Foo Fighters did a really good job, because I haven't had to deal with any Foo in years."

"Forget everything you learned in college... ...You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.' 'Well then, I'm sorry. You are under qualified to work here.'"""

"Why can't Bane play baseball? He always breaks the bat."

"What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin? You flipper!"

"Respect If you use the term ""respectively"" respectfully or you use the term ""respectively"" disrespectfully, I have a lot of respect for you and I disrespect you, respectively."

"I was gonna make a joke about my dog being a freak on a leash... But it was too korny"

"If I could have dinner with anybody, living or dead, I'd have pizza."

"What is called when an insurance company assesses a totaled car? An auto-topsy"