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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? I ain't got cats in my bank account."

"How I like my women.. If their old enough to pee, their alright for me. or If their over 8, dont take the bait."

"How to end world hunger ? By letting the hungry die."

"Tape is so anti social It likes to stick to itself."

"Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?"

"I swear I heard my dentist whisper ""yolo"" as he reached for a chisel..."

"What do houses eat when their breath stinks? Apart Mints"

"Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements? He needed to have an Even Flow."

"Why did the gay choir boy die? He choked on his last hymn."