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Joke of the Day
"""Fuck unions!"" he furiously typed... On his day off."
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"""You lie like a doge!"" I tell my wife. ""So deceit!"" I add. ""Very fraud!"" I mention. ""Much fiction!"" I point out. ""Wow,"" she says."
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