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Joke of the Day

"The person who invented knock knock jokes... Deserves a no bell prize."

"Roses are red, Violets are Blue. I have one mom, Kylie Jenner has two."

"Ever read Hitler's 2nd book? It was called Mein Bad."

"I have an addiction to cheddar... But it's only mild"

"A vegan, a Crossfitter and an atheist walk into a bar.. I know this because they told everyone within two minutes."

"My blind friend just tried LSD for the first time... There was more tripping than usual."

"The NSA is to blame for obesity in The United States. Because the camera ads 10 pounds."

"Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once Upon A Time......last night......I had a few drinks and......borrowed your credit card."

"How do you get a woman to stop texting you? Reply to her message within a minute"

"Batman pushes a batcuffed Joker thru the crowd. ""Look! Hahaha!"" yells the Joker. Batman glances up at the jumbotron. GODDAMN the kiss cam."