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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ? Because they carry guns instead"
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"He stuck it in the wrong whole http://imgur.com/V7qxO87"
"For some of us the internet should have probably been the best man at our wedding if we were being honest."
"Someone needs to tell drug sniffing dogs about the whole ""man's best friend"" thing."
"Anybody have plans to stare at their phone someplace exciting this weekend?"
"Time Lords make the worst lovers... It's always bigger on the inside"
"Fans of two famous writers watched them both compete in an archery contest... Talk about a target audience."
"[Woods] SNOW WHITE: Oh, what a lovely little house! GOLDILOCKS: [in ski mask] Beat it, sister. I've been scoping this place out for weeks."
"Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep? With the fishes."
"Every day, there's a kid coming to my store looking for trouble... And every day, I tell him we're sold out. Can't he buy Monopoly instead?"