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Joke of the Day

"Why does the nazi love to bring his jewish friend to indian restaurants? Because he loves to order some **sizlar** for his jewish friend."

"Part time lover Is any benefit of part time lover. Scheduled time for any"

"What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff? They are hiring."

"Granddad once told me there's one requirement for a funny joke... And it's telling it in a funny voice."

"Our Unabashed Dictionary defines wet dream... As the winner of a damp-t-shirt contest."

"I'm like the fruit cake of my family. Nobody likes me but I show up every Christmas anyway."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It was okay, but had no atmosphere."

"What is the highest form of flattery? A plateau"

"People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the humidity to admit it."

"Why don't ghosts have legs? Because they're so white the can't dance."