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Joke of the Day

"Why does the nazi love to bring his jewish friend to indian restaurants? Because he loves to order some **sizlar** for his jewish friend."

"why did the 2016 presidential election suck? It was a real Hack job."

"Did you hear about that new state of the art jackhammer technology? ""Groundbreaking"""

"""When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?"" ""Because I couldn't find a fake car."""

"What do you call a black man flying plane? A pilot you racist."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? If we don't get support soon, people will think we are nuts."

"Shazam but for telling you the name of someone who's only just been introduced to you 5 minutes ago but you weren't listening."

"God: NOAH. Noah: Yes Lord? God: Where are the land sharks, flying spiders and the jumping snakes? Noah: Oh nooooo, did I forget those?"

"Melon love Two melons in a romantic relationship were discussing their feelings for each other. ""Honeydew you love me?"" asked the first. ""Yes,"" replied the second, ""but we cantaloupe."""

"What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other? They were MAROONED!"