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Joke of the Day
"Even the name ""OK Cupid"" sounds like you're telling love to, like, settle down."
Next Joke
"What's an American's favourite day of the week? Fryday."
"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."
"I've always heard that ignorance is bliss. My question: Exactly, how ignorant do I have to be before I find bliss?"
"*drives Toyota Corolla into Mordor* ""See, nobody suspected a thing"""
"What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka? Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut."
"What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs."
"Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean? Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss"
"Don't do any jokes about Jesus this Easter.. He's not the guy you'd want to cross..."
"How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson? it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in."