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Joke of the Day

"Said it before but someone needs to start a rumor that Muslims don't eat donuts so that people will start sending those to the mosque."

"A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on euphemisms. So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it."

"You ever had garbage in one hand but you accidentally throw out the thing that you want in your other hand? LOL. Anyways, the baby's ok."

"If you're American before you go to the bathroom and American after. What are you when you're in the bathroom? European"

"I almost got caught stealing a board game today... but it was a Risk I was willing to take."

"What do you call a group of brain surgeons? A neural network."

"I eat the first half of a burrito to get full, I eat the second half to teach myself a lesson"

"my wife wouldn't let me wear my pajama jeans to her awards luncheon thing because you can ""see my balls through them"" smh"

"What do you call a chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Ceasar salad."

"Q: What do you call African water? Nicaragua"