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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Uganda? Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling"
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"Did you hear about the penny and magnifying glass who got married? Their wedding was magnifycent."
"My brother bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, ""Crick""."
"Whenever I see a big guy beating up a little guy I ALWAYS jump in to help cause there is NO WAY the little guy can take us both."
"Son your teacher called, she said you wrote ""AQUAMAN RULZ"" all over your math test. [sigh] First of all, Aquaman doesnt have any good powers"
"Tape a terrible drawing of a refrigerator onto your child."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change."
"They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?"
"What's brown and rhymes with 'snoop'? Dr. Dre"
"Oh yeah? Well if I'm so gay like you say, then why do I have to think about my wife when I have sex with dudes, hmmm?"