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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 types of people in this world... those that can extrapolate from missing information."

"GOD: Moses!! I COMMAND YOU TOcan you take your shoes off MOSES: What? Why G: I'm trying to keep the place nice, OK? M: It's a mountain"

"Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins"

"Lmao this joke has no punchline because Ellen Pao"

"Why should you never let a panda into a chemistry lab? Because it will create pandamonium"

"Packing for a trip, Husband says I don't need to overpack. It is so cute how he thinks I'm coming back."

"I bet you I could stop gambling."

"I've accepted that my brother is never paying back that money I loaned him... I've lost interest, and I'm just giving up on the principal."

"greasy... Q: Why are you so fat? A: From eating your mom's greasy pussy."

"My favorite machine in the gym is the water fountain."