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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about being cremated? Finally achieving a smokin' hot body."
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"What do Australians use for sun burns? Aloe, mate. I'm sorry"
"Einstein walks into a bar The bartender says ""Run, everyone! It's a zombie!"""
"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey!"" The horse replies, ""you read my mind!"""
"Why was the pianist arrested? He was assaulting A Minor."
"Putin: I have returned Russia to its glory days, once again we have launched a dog into space Reporter: when will it return Putin: WHat"
"What woman say right before they kill you: Wow. Fine. Whatever. No problem. I'm not mad. Nothing's wrong. Sure, stay friends with your ex."
"A wizard walks into a gay bar... And disappears with a poof."
"If I was smarter, I would know so much more stuff."
"What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool? What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens"