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Joke of the Day

"A wizard walks into a gay bar... And disappears with a poof."

"I wish some people could actually see their personality when they look in a mirror."

"Two potatoes on a street corner There are two potatoes on a street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute? It's the one with the little sticker on it that says I-da-ho!"

"What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys? A neck romancer."

"Knock knock Who's there? I need up! I need up who? Well go on then, I'll wait"

"What is the epitome of sex with the elderly? Knitted condoms!"

"Why was the storm trooper such a good dad? He could never hit his kids."

"A joke I made up inspired by Mitch Hedberg. ""Last week I had to put down my dog. It was sad."" ""I said, you are one dumb dog."""

"I want to congratulate every couple that has gotten to the stage in their relationship where they just stare at each other in disgust."

"Women who brag about multi-tasking should chill out. There is nothing cool about doing 3 things wrong at once"