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Joke of the Day
"A wizard walks into a gay bar... And disappears with a poof."
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"What's the difference between Trump and a pile of poop? A pile of poop is naturally brown."
"Why do they eat snails in France? They don't like fastfood"
"*puts down window Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Yes *puts up window and drives away"
"What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money? Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)"
"What kind of car did Jesus drive? a manual."
"[1st date] You're gonna love this place *pushes you out the passenger side door and drives away"
"Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants."
"Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate? Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)"
"Didn't manage to catch any fish today... It was a failure."