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Joke of the Day

"Putin: I have returned Russia to its glory days, once again we have launched a dog into space Reporter: when will it return Putin: WHat"

"I love Halloween because I can buy 9 bags of Snickers and everyone thinks I'm going to pass them out to kids."

"Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy He was only doing what he thought was reich."

"I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread."

"Mom: ""Do you want this?"" Me: ""No."" Mom: ""Ok I'll give it to your brother."" Me: ""No I want it."""

"What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved."

"My dog and I have two things in common: We like burying our bones in other peoples backyards and fleas :-("

"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A watermelon."

"I've always wondered why china have such a high population. Today I found out, their Condoms are made in China!"

"I Dropped Out of Elementary School Because of Recess.. I don't play games."