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Joke of the Day
"Why was the pianist arrested? He was assaulting A Minor."
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"What is Tom Hanks' wireless password? 1forrest1"
"I suffer bloating for years until I found this one secret supplement! ""rotten eggs"""
"I just thought of this masterpiece... No. No, I didn't because nobody here is ever original."
"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first."
"While on duty, a police officer comes across an injured baby horse. The cause of the injury unknown, but the officer suspects foal play."
"Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast? Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some? Son: NO. I hate casserole. Me (whispers): I know..."
"""Rest this big wireless transmitter on your balls for several hours a day. I'm sure it's fine."" -- laptop computers"
"Answering your cell when you don't recognize the number is basically like picking up a hitchhiker. You're probs gonna die."
"The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports. It's called Ear Bud."