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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool? What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens"

"I was going to copy and paste a joke but then I cut it"

"Breaking news In an exclusive interview, Hitler tells our reporter that the final solution was all a big misunderstanding, he claims he said: 'I want concentrated juice'"

"*Buys new iPhone* *Crosses road tweeting about it* *Accident* *Dies* *Makes entry in heaven* - Sent via iPhone."

"What do you call a Vagina's Poem? A Solliloqueef"

"The sign at the pool says, Children Under 12 Require Supervision. I guess anyone over 12 is allowed in with only normal eyesight."

"What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !"

"How does a white girl prepare for the world? Basic training."

"Bisexual girls are like spaghetti. Straight until wet."

"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid. I was petrified."