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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool? What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens"

"What do you if there is a black out? Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut."

"What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom? Rover Flows Out Of You."

"Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China? That would be wong on so many levels!"

"To find a prince, you're supposed to kiss a frog. Not screw the whole pond..."

"Cavemen were smarter than we think. Do you know why cavemen dragged their women around by the hair? It was so they wouldn't fill up with rocks."

"What do you call black men working while white men watch? Slav-The NBA"

"Why don't witches wear panties? Because they need to grip the broom!"

"What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet? The winner of hide and seek."

"You know what's the difference between a housewife and a politician? The housewife thinks about doing her taxes while having sex. The politician thinks about having sex while spending your taxes."