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Joke of the Day
"What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself? Clearly not this one!"
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"My mate just phoned me to tell me he had changed his name by deed poll to spinal column. ""Can I call you back?"" I asked."
"Have you ever been looking at someone right before they fall and when they do you think ""Maybe I did that with my mind""?"
"Have you ever smelled Moth Balls? How'd you get your head between it's legs??.."
"Santa is the ultimate hipster. Works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you."
"What's a feminists favorite music festival? Burning Man."
"For my niece's 7th birthday, I'm filling a pinata with a smaller pinata. When she breaks it open I'm gonna yell ""Oh God! She was pregnant!"""
"I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea. Edit: So I come back to my joke and have no idea what happened..."
"Butterflies (by Kevin L. Schwartz) All these years later and you still give me butterflies. It's crazy. I told you a decade ago I quit collecting."
"Ever open a drawer to get something, forget what it was, close the drawer and immediately remember, only to have to open the drawer again?"