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Joke of the Day

"Did you know... Did you know that Stevie Wonder has been paying child support for kids he's never seen?"

"Yesterday I gave my seat to a blind man. Today I lost my job as a bus driver."

"Hell is an eternity of being sober in a room full of drunk people."

"Who sews really really fast? Tailor Swift"

"New study shows AMAZING new way to cut down on clickbait! Well, that wasn't it..."

"I think most people in California replaced being polite with putting avocado in everything they eat."

"What's harder than rocket science? My dick."

"After nine years of being together, I finally got down on one knee. And begged her to take it up the arse."

"What's the worst part about a potato famine? You can't get to the root of the problem."

"A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked but don't worry, another study says you're just being paranoid."