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Joke of the Day

"Wife finds her husband watching tv Man yells, 'No don't do it!' Man yells louder, 'Don't do it, you idiot!' Wife asks, 'What are you watching?' Man says 'Our wedding tape.'"

"What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? Where's pop corn?"

"Don't feel sad...don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too..."

"Prison Guard: ""So you two cons are in love?"" Con1: ""Yes."" Con2: ""It's like we finish each other's..."" *in unison* ""death sentences."""

"If I can make just one person laugh at my jokes then I've done a shitty job at joke writing."

"In this sentence, their are exactly three errorrs."

"Why is Ironman a superhero? and Ironwoman a command?"

"How do black people tan? Holding their hands up"

"What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear."

"What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper? You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D"