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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the gay dude whose lover kicked him out his house? He is Homoless"
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"The only ""B"" word you should call women is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."
"Some guy said I was being pithy.... turns out he had a lisp."
"I was the atm today and an old women asked for my help checking her balance So i pushed her over."
"I dance in my car, unashamed, in hopes of one day driving beside somebody as fun as me and sparking a dance off."
"You know what else is fun? Playing dead when your husband receives the credit card bill..."
"Once, just once in my life, I'd love a guy to grab me, pull me in close and whisper I'm hunting wabbits."
"We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog."
"People who comment alternate punchlines can just fuck off like do they not realize how not funny it sounds after reading the original joke (okay come at me)"
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg."