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Joke of the Day
"""Pikachu, use astonish!"" *Leans into opponent's ear* ""Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."""
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"I like my women like I like my psychiatrists... Jung."
"What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something? To me, to hoo."
"What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican? Juan-ton soup"
"Girls giving blowjobs for Louboutins - Whatcha call that? Head over heels."
"What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team."
"I am sure Freud invented autocorrect... because when you mean one thing,it autocorrects it to amother."
"Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified."
"What do you call? What do you call 'nuts on a chest'? chestnuts. What do you call 'nuts on a wall'? walnuts. What do you call 'nuts on a chin'? .... A dick in your mouth."
"What does Bill Clinton say when he is having anal sex with Hillary Clinton? I'm fucking Hillary-ass (hilarious)"