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Joke of the Day
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive..."
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"What's the difference between Toddlers & Tiaras and a scat fetish? One's fucking shit, and the other is a scat fetish. Just made it up, wondered how you guys thought it would be."
"My neighbors are listening to great music... ...Whether they like it or not!"
"""Daddy, what's for breakfast?"" ""Its 5am. Anything you can reach"""
"*Blind Date* Her: Ask me anything.. Me: Do you know how to properly layer nachos? Her: Are you seri.. Me: *flips table*"
"Ray Rice should start his own line of elevator music. He could call it ""Elevator Beats""."
"I'm dyslexic and wanted to write Santa But Satan showed up."
"Paul walkers new movie.. The flat and the furious."
"[at wedding] Is there any reason why these two shouldn't be wed? * me yelling * SHE THINKS WOLVERINE COULD BEAT PREDATOR *pianist vomits*"
"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!"